GUIDE TO BECOMING A FOOTBALL PLAYER (i’m not kidding this is how they do it
Posted on February 18, 2006 by jonners99
This came about after I (jonners) told Be of my wish to play quarterback for one of the British American Football teams:
1) eat lots of hamburgers. nothing else
2) go to practice every day
3) on days when you don’t have practice because of blizzards (in horsham’s case you might have to rework this schedule) go to teh gym and lift weights
4)at practice, pummel things. It doesn’t matter what things. Just pummel them. Other players, old tires, shopping trollies..
5) on teh off season, wrestle and lift more wights. possibly also play baseball.
IN ADDITION to these steps, in order to become a real football player you must only think and talk about the following subjects: your football team, your favorite professional football team, girls, and that movie Remember the Titans. Other extracurricular options (outside of practic) you may engage in are the selling of cars, beer or athletic shoes, and reading to underpriveleged children.
beth!!!!!!!! hhahahahaha! it’s funny cuz it;s true. that’s exactly what brian did all those years. (minus the reading thing–he don’t read). love you! hi jonners!! i love you too!!
Jenna
P.S. i love pina coladas—and getting caught in the rain…i’m not into yoga–and i half have brain…i’m not too sure about the makin love at midnight thing or in the dunes of the cape–but you are my love that i am looking for so write me back and escape.